As you all know, Paddles has been MIA as of late. I looked high and low for her, and believe me, trying to find a baby doll in the city of Pittsburgh is no easy task. Yeah, man, imagine the looks I received when I walked into a place of business and asked, "Have you seen Paddles the baby doll?"
Much to my happiness, as well as my chagrin, I found her. And did I find her. I heard a rumor that she had been partying in the South Hills, and over the weekend, I came across Paddles in a drunken stupor in Dravosburg. Dravosburg??!?!
Apparently, Paddles met a group of Dravosburg locals in the last couple of months. They bonded over their shared love of Tupac, although Paddles is more fond of Biggie. East Coast! Anyway, I guess Paddles and her group of homies like drinking forties by the Mon river and partying. That folks, is where I found her... all passed out by the Mon river, with the slight stench of sewage surrounding her. Not pretty. Not pretty at all. I have a feeling she'll have to hit bottom before she seeks help again.
